new lyrics Darryl Cherney

(tun e: 12 Days of Christmas)

sung Acapella (without instruments)

On his first resignation Dave Foreman said to me

I'll never renounce spiking trees

On his second resignation Dave Foreman said to me

You all are leftists

And I'll never renounce spiking trees

Third: I love this country

Fourth: Don't trash Ed Abbey

Fifth: Earth First's too big

Sixth: I own the Journal

Seventh: Hippies make me nauseous

Eighth: Seal off the borders

Ninth: Africans can starve

Tenth: AIDS is a good thing

Eleventh: I'm joining the Sierra Club

Twelfth: I plead guilty to conspiracy

Copyright 1992 by Darryl Cherney, PO Box 34, Garberville, Ecotopia 95542