Bonobo Baby (chant--thump your chest--no chords)

by Darryl Cherney

So you wanna have a baby (ugh, ugh)
But you're feeling guilty maybe (ugh, ugh)
You wanna be a mother (ugh, ugh)
But men are such a both (ugh, ugh)
Kids can be so punky (ugh, ugh)
Why not have a monkey (ugh, ugh)
Have a Bonobo Baby (ugh, ugh)
A Bonobo Baby (ugh, ugh)
A Bonobo Baby (ugh, ugh)
Now a Bonobo endangered (ugh, ugh)
And it's looking for a manger (ugh, ugh)
Now don't say I'm heretic (ugh, ugh)
'Cause I'll tell you it's genetic (ugh, ugh)
So if you can seduce it (ugh, ugh)
You can reproduce it (ugh, ugh)
Have a Bonobo Baby (ugh, ugh)
A Bonobo Baby (ugh, ugh)
A Bonobo Baby (ugh, ugh)