by Darryl Cherney
Chorus:
(G) I knew nothing 'til
(C) I met (G)Judi
I knew nothing 'til
I (A) met that (D) Gal
(G) I knew nothing
'til (C) I met (G)Judi
Then I met Judi and
got (A) smart (D) some (G) how
Well (C) there's one thing
she surely did for (G) me (did for me)
Was (C) teach me all
'bout labor histor-(G)y (history)
So (C) now I can relate
to the working (G) slob (working slob)
(A) Even though I
never had a (D) job
Repeat chorus
Now there's one thing on
which she does insist (does insist)
She always wears her
t-shirt with the fist (with the fist)
And it's an idea she
got from her own head (her own head)
'Cause it couldn't
have been from anything I said
Repeat chorus
She told me, Darryl it would
really please us (it would please us)
If your next tape
had "Spike a Tree for Jesus" (trees for Jesus)
But now that she's
brown nosing logging crews (logging crews)
She says "It's a song
that I would never use"
Repeat chorus
Judi sings New Chorus:
(D) I knew no one 'til (G)
I met (D) Darryl
I knew no one 'til
I (E) met that (A) guy
(D) I knew no one
'til (G) I met (D) Darryl
Now I know everyone,
I'm (E) wond-(A) ering (D) why
He (G) told me that I really
would do (D) well (would do well)
If (G)I could just
be friends with Mike (D) Roselle (Mike Roselle)
If (G) I could tolerate
Dave Foreman's (D) wife (Foreman's wife)
(E) I'd be set financially
for (A) life
Repeat new chorus
He introduced me to all
his press contacts (press contacts)
So I could spew out
all those Earth First! facts (Earth First! facts)
Like Darryl Cherney
really is a jerk (is a jerk)
And he takes credit
for all of my work
Copyright 1990 by Darryl Cherney, PO Box 34, Garberville, CA 95542.