JESUS WAS A MUSHROOM
Words and Music by Darryl Cherney
There was a (G) scholar
from (C) England
He (G) got a call
from the (C) Pope
He said (G) "Come
on down to the (C) Vatican
To (D) analyze the
Dead Sea Scrolls"
For (G) twenty years
he (C) labored
All (G) alone in a
little (C) room
And (G) when he came
out he (D) promptly pronounced
That (C) Jesus was
a (G) mushroom
Chorus:
(G) Jesus was a (C) mushroom,
uh (G) huh
(G) Jesus was a mushroom,
uh (D) huh
He was a (G) fungus
(C) among us
(G) Born in a manger's
(C) dung
(G) Jesus was a (D)
mushroom, uh, (G) huh
Now as you can imagine
This did not please
the pope
Who said "John M.
Allegro
You've been smoking
too much dope"
But John, he said
"Your holiness
You and I are both
adults
And the etymology
clearly shows
The apostles were
a mushroom cult"
Chorus
So how do you think that
he walked on the water
How do you think
that he raised the dead
It was just folks
hallucinating
On the mushrooms
they was fed
Why do you think
that the Roman's feared him
Why do you think
he was crucified
But you can not kill
our savior
You just hang him
up to dry!
Chorus
Copyright 1994 by Darryl Cherney, PO Box 34, Garberville, Ecotopia 95542