What Ever Happened to Mike Roselle?
words and music by Darryl Cherney (G)
Now Mike was a radical and
(C) that's a bloomin' (G)fact
He knew how a radical should (D)talk and how to act
But (G)suddenly he went (C)into an awful (G)daze
Right after he moved in with (D)Randy (G)Hayes
Chorus: (G)
Whatever happened to (C) Mike (G)Roselle
Whatever happened to the Mike we (A) knew and loved so (D) well
He (G)turned into a yuppie he's (C) headin' straight for (G)hell
Whatever happened to (D)Mike (G)Roselle
So I said Mike, man, you
haven't looked so well
Ever since you got out of that South Dakota cell
Look at all these really strange things you've been doin'
You're selling out just like your friend Jerry Rubin
So we said Mike you've gotta get away from home
Suddenly a woman named Clair is calling him on the phone
We said Mike, man, you really could do wiser
Than going out with a former Dukakis organizer
So Mike Roselle, he was gettin' kind of older
We gave him one more chance but he stood us up in bolder
Then Greenpeace said that they would make him skipper
Traveling around the world, trying to rescue flipper
Copyright 1990, 1994, and Year 1 by Darryl Cherney, PO Box 34, Garberville, Ecotopia 95542.